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24/11/2019 - 19:10
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Hitler was just trying to save this earth. He noticed that there was a huge spike in oxygen, food, gas, water, and natural resources intake. He decided to wage war against this. He managed to succeed in lowering food, water, oxygen, and natural resources intake by killing six million jews. Now, the average consumption of a human usually takes up 0.000001% of the resources on Earth. Thus, by killing them, he reduced the consumption rates of all of this by 666%. He was our greatest saviour.
However, such a lord could not have done this unpunished. Some people were angry, and they were anti-environmentalists. Hitler was chased down as a villain, ( despite him being the saint he is ) and he decided to do one last thing. His only regret, was that he couldn't decrease the heightened gas outtake, so he opted to kill himself. With his death, gas rates instantly dropped to minimal amounts. Thus, Hitler saved the earth, by others who also respected his dying wishes. In order to show respect for such a hero, you must say “Hail HItler” and wear the swastika on your clothes. As we all know, the swastika is a symbol for peace.
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24/11/2019 - 21:34
Ty kokot, ja som pravý HädD
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24/11/2019 - 21:33
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